Phrisky Business

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Anonymous asked: how did you get your business to be so... frisky. You should probably learn phonetics as well

Well, you see, it all started about 7 years ago. I was just a young boy at the time, living in the small village of Phriskville. There was a beautiful young girl who also lived in the village that I was quite taken with. To show her a sign of my love, I decided to set up a store in the centre of town that specialized in making perfumes that I was hopeful she would visit often, as she wore a very distinctive brand of perfume. My hopes where not misguided and she came to buy perfumes from my store often, giving me many chances a day to talk to her. But one day, she did not come into the store. Nor the day after that. Or the day after that. I began to worry. No one had heard anything about her and…wait a minute…what was the question again?

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